I am sick. The plague is upon me. It is not a bad plague. More one of the cold variety which can be answered with heavy doses of spicy Thai food and usually just involves me sniffling about, sounding like a phone-sex-operator (on account of the husky tones of my voice in the morning, mostly) and being generally zombie-like at work. However, the plague also entails a well-defined inability to put words together in a cohesive and cogent manner. Or at least one that befits this blog. HOWEVER, I do have two bookend YouTube supplemental pieces for you that go with the theme of my *wooooooooooo* headspace.